Instructions Each brainstorming problem contains a trigger and a frame. Your goal is to come up with a good response to the trigger that supports the frame. There are a couple great ways to do this: 1) interpret something she just did (the trigger) in a way that supports the frame   Example: Brainstorming Problem: When she bends down to pick something up in front of you, respond in a way that supports the idea that you're the prize. Brainstormed Response: In an authoritative, but joking, tone say, "Bow down before me!"   2) get her to do something new that supports the frame.   Example: Brainstorming Problem: When she asks you to watch her stuff for her while she goes to the bathroom, respond in a way that supports the idea that she's trying to impress you. Brainstormed Response: OK, I'll watch your stuff, but tell me a funny story when you get back. I need a short break.   Common Tricks: Exaggerate an implied negative. Example: if she asks if you have a girl in every city, say "Actually, I have two in every city. So you're going to have to go get one of your friends." (credit Savoy and others) Role play in a way that puts you in a position of authority over her. Example: if you get a bad place in line next to a girl, put her in charge of finding the two of you a shorter line next time. Threaten to fire her for the bad job she did this time, but tell her you're giving her one more chance. Take offense at something she does, and give her a chance to make up for it. Etc. Creating Good Responses: In general try to avoid sleazy, corny, or too-direct type responses. Go for a playfully arrogant invitation for her to share in some fun role playing with you. Imagine yourself delivering the response, and how a woman might respond. If something seems a little uncomfortable, tweak the response until it sounds smooth, natural, funny, and likely to succeed. Not every combination of triggers and frames will yield good responses. If you get stuck after a few minutes, refresh the page and try a new one. Not everything you come up with here should be used in the field or shared with the community. This is just a brainstorming tool. Save and use only your best material. If you come up with a good one, move it to your library in your Alpha Male Planner account (applies only to AMP members), use it in the field, and publish it to the community. View And Rate Other's Banter Create and Contribute Your Own Banter Order Flirting Deconstructed (opens in new window)